6 Jokes For The End Is Near

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Updated on: Jun 07 2025

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I tried to make a belt out of watches. It was a waist of time, and now the end is near!

I asked my alarm clock if the end is near. It said, 'Time will tell!

I tried to make a joke about the end of the world, but it's just too apocorny.

I bought a thesaurus to help me express that the end is near. Now my vocabulary is apocalypse-tastic!

My computer crashed and showed a message: 'The end is near – press any key to continue... oh wait!

I started a band called 'The End.' Our first hit is 'No Encores.

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