6 Jokes For Suicidal Emo

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Updated on: Mar 26 2025

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Why did the suicidal emo take a cooking class? They wanted to learn how to make a really deep dish.
Why did the suicidal emo open a bakery? They wanted to make the most 'crumb'-swept pastries in town.
Why did the suicidal emo go to therapy? To finally get to the root of their issues!
Why did the suicidal emo bring a ladder to the bar? They heard the drinks were on the house!
Why did the suicidal emo become a gardener? They wanted to be surrounded by cutting-edge plants!
Why did the suicidal emo become a detective? They were great at finding clues, especially in their own misery.

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