6 Jokes For Suicidal Emo

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Updated on: Mar 26 2025

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My emo friend tried to take up photography, but all their pictures were just really dark selfies.
I asked my emo friend if he wanted to play hide and seek. He said, 'I've been hiding my feelings for years; I'm a pro at this.
My emo friend tried to write a book, but it was all just one long chapter titled 'Existential Crisis.
My emo friend tried to organize a protest, but they canceled it because nobody showed up. They all decided to stay in and be anti-social.
My emo friend tried to start a band, but they couldn't agree on a name. All the options were too 'heavy' for them.
I told my emo friend a joke about construction, but they didn't find it uplifting – they prefer things a bit more de-constructive.

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