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What's an emo's favorite board game? Sorry, but they're not really in the mood for games right now.
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What's an emo's favorite dance move? The two-step. One step closer to the edge, then they take a step back.
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Why did the suicidal emo cross the road? To get to the dark side, of course!
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What's an emo's favorite exercise? Sighing. It's a great way to work on those lunges!
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What's an emo's favorite instrument? The violin – it really resonates with their inner turmoil.
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What's an emo's favorite way to communicate? Text messages – because emotions are just too much for a call.
Emo Weather Forecast
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I saw an emo weather forecast the other day. The guy just stands there and says, Today's forecast: dark and gloomy, just like my soul. There's a 100% chance of rain because, you know, life.
Emo Parenting
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I overheard an emo parent disciplining their kid. They said, If you don't finish your vegetables, you're grounded in the abyss of eternal despair. That's some serious parenting right there.
Emo Fitness Program
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I tried an emo fitness program once. It's called Sweating Out My Existential Crisis. Instead of lifting weights, you just lift the weight of your own despair. Spoiler alert: I'm still out of shape.
Emo Therapists
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I recently met an emo therapist. Yeah, they specialize in helping you find the darkest corners of your soul and then write poetry about it. It's like therapy, but with more eyeliner.
Emo Pet Shop
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I went to an emo pet shop and asked for a low-maintenance pet. They gave me a rock. Apparently, it's an emotional support rock. It doesn't do much, but it understands existential dread.
Suicidal Emo Dating App
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I heard they're launching a new dating app for suicidal emos. It's called Matchmade in Despair. The tagline is, Swipe right if you're ready for a love that's as fleeting as happiness.
Emo Job Interview
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I had an emo job interview recently. When they asked me about my strengths, I said, I'm really good at suffering silently. They hired me on the spot, probably because I was the only applicant who brought their own raincloud.
Emo Superheroes
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Imagine if there were emo superheroes. Instead of fighting crime, they'd be like, The world is already dark, and so are my thoughts. I'm just gonna stay home and binge-watch sad movies.
Suicidal Emo GPS
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Alright, so I heard they're developing a new GPS system specifically for suicidal emos. Instead of saying, Turn left in 500 feet, it's more like, Turn left, or don't. It doesn't really matter in the grand scheme of things.
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