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I got stood up by a beekeeper. I guess he got stung by the idea of spending time with me.
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I got stood up at the library. I guess my date got lost in a good book and forgot about our plans.
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I asked my date if she believed in love at first sight. She said, 'Not anymore. I stood there for an hour.
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I got stood up at the restaurant, so I ordered a pizza to go. The delivery guy asked if I wanted it cut into four slices or eight. I told him to make it four. I don't think I can eat eight.
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I got stood up by a computer programmer. I guess he found a bug in our date and decided to debug elsewhere.
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I got stood up by a tree. It said it was busy photosynthesizing. I guess I should have branched out and made other plans.
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I got stood up by a gardener. I guess he needed more thyme before committing to a relationship.
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I got stood up at the zoo. I guess my date couldn't bear the idea of spending time with me. Or maybe he just couldn't find me among the penguins.
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