6 Jokes For Stood Up

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Updated on: Jul 01 2024

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I got stood up by a musician. He said he needed to find a better rhythm for his love life.
I got stood up by a detective. I guess he was too busy solving other people's mysteries.
My date stood me up at the gym. I guess he decided to skip the relationship and go straight to cardio.
I got stood up by a mathematician. He said he couldn't count on me being there.
I got stood up by a volleyball player. I guess our connection wasn't as strong as his serves.
I got stood up by a chef. I guess he found someone who could spice up his life better than I could.

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