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The Forgetful Lover
Constantly getting stood up by a forgetful significant other
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Valentine's Day is like a minefield for me. Every year, I brace myself to see if my significant other remembers the date or if I'll be standing alone with a bouquet of flowers and a sad love story.
The Unreliable Technology Expert
Consistently stood up by technology, especially when you need it the most
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Siri stood me up during an argument. I asked for some quick facts to win the debate, and Siri went silent. I guess even artificial intelligence can't handle the pressure.
The Forgetful Buddy
Always getting stood up by forgetful friends
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My friend stood me up for a coffee date. I saw them later, and they said, "Oh, we were supposed to meet? I thought that was just a weird dream about caffeine and conversation.
The Chronic Latecomer
Constantly getting stood up by the concept of time
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My watch is the worst relationship I've ever had. It stands me up every day, and it doesn't even have the decency to text me saying it's running late. At least give me the courtesy, Mr. Watch!
The Confused Matchmaker
Getting stood up by the matchmaking skills, leading to awkward encounters
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I asked a friend to be my wingman, and they stood me up at the worst moment. I was trying to impress someone, and my friend disappeared. I guess I'll have to learn to fly solo in the romance department.
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