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Once upon a hazy afternoon in the suburbs, Dave and Steve, two self-proclaimed green thumbs with a penchant for herbal hobbies, decided to embark on a gardening adventure. Armed with shovels and a bag of seeds, they set out to cultivate a garden of epic proportions. Little did they know
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Tom and Jerry, not the famous cat and mouse but two buddies with a penchant for escapades, decided to try an escape room for the first time. Little did they know that their heightened state of relaxation would turn the challenge into an unexpected comedy of errors. As they entered
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In a parallel universe where serendipity reigned supreme, Mark and Lisa, two stoners with an ear for music, found themselves unintentional VIPs at a highly exclusive concert. Their journey began when they misread the date on the tickets, thinking the show was scheduled for the next day. Little did they
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Late one night, after a particularly potent smoke session, Mike and Jen found themselves in the grips of a severe case of the munchies. Determined to satisfy their cravings, they embarked on a journey to create the ultimate stoner feast. However, their high-induced creativity took an unexpected turn when they
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Why did the stoner sit on the floor? He wanted to keep an eye on the pot!
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Why did the stoner bring a ladder to the bar? He heard the drinks were on the house!
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Why did the stoner become a gardener? He had a natural talent for growing things!
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How do you know a stoner is a baseball fan? He's always going to the dugout!
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Why don't stoners ever play hide and seek? They're always too good at blending in!
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Why did the stoner bring a ladder to the bar? He heard the drinks were on the house!
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Why did the stoner bring a pencil to the party? In case he wanted to draw some attention!
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Why did the stoner bring a ladder to the bar? He heard the drinks were on the house!
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How do you know if a stoner has been at your computer? The mouse is still there, but the cheese is gone!
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Why did the stoner refuse to play hide and seek? He was worried about getting too high and never being found!
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Why don't stoners ever get mad? They always keep things on a higher level!
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What did the stoner say to the pizza delivery guy? 'You're a real lifesaver, man!
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What did the stoner say to the comedian? 'You really know how to roll with the punches!
The Nature-Loving Stoner
Getting lost in a park... that they've been to a hundred times
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I saw a stoner staring at a flower for hours. When I asked what he was doing, he said he was having a deep conversation with it. Turns out, the flower was a great listener.
The Forgetful Stoner
Remembering where they hid their stash
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Ever seen a stoner look for their car keys for an hour, only to find them in the refrigerator? They were just trying to chill their keys, man.
The Philosophical Stoner
Contemplating the meaning of life... and snacks
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Stoners believe in karma, but for them, it's more like cosmic vending machines. You put good vibes in, and hopefully, a bag of chips falls out.
The Paranoid Stoner
Being convinced that everyone knows they're high
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If you want to mess with a paranoid stoner, just pass them a bag of oregano and watch them nervously roll it into a joint, thinking they're a spice pirate.
The Culinary Stoner
Mastering the art of cooking while being too high
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Cooking with a stoner is like being on a food adventure. You start with a recipe, but halfway through, you end up making a sandwich with waffles instead of bread. It's a stoner masterpiece.
The Stoner Detective Agency
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You know you're dealing with high-level thinkers when stoners become detectives. They'll lose their car keys and suddenly transform into Sherlock Holmes. Elementary, my dear Watson, I left them in the fridge next to the leftovers. The only mystery they can't solve is why they went to the kitchen in the first place.
Stoner Superpowers
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If stoners had superpowers, their arch-nemesis would be motivation. They'd be like, I could save the world, but have you seen this comfy couch? Their superhero slogan? Fighting crime, one nap at a time.
Stoners and the Lost Art of Phone Etiquette
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Ever try having a phone conversation with a stoner? It's like talking to someone on a magical journey. Bro, I'm in the enchanted forest of the living room. Hold on, I think the sofa is whispering profound thoughts to me. Good luck trying to get a coherent conversation out of that!
Stoner Inventions
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Stoners should be in charge of inventing things. I mean, they've already mastered the art of makeshift solutions. Need a TV remote? Use a pizza box. No bottle opener? Hello, countertop edge. They're like MacGyver, but with more giggles and fewer explosions.
Stoner Philosophy 101
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Stoners should teach philosophy. They've got these profound insights, like, What if we're all just characters in someone else's dream, man? Forget Plato's cave – stoners have Plato's basement, complete with a lava lamp and a talking bong.
The Stoner's Guide to Problem Solving
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Stoners have this incredible ability to turn any problem into an adventure. Dude, we're out of milk. Suddenly, it's a quest to the store, complete with side quests for snacks and a final boss battle with the cashier. Who knew grocery shopping could be so epic?
The Stoner's Guide to Time Management
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Stoners have an alternative approach to time management. It's not about being early or late; it's about creating your own time zone. I operate on 'island time' – it's like regular time, but with more reggae music and fewer deadlines.
Stoner Snack Olympics
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Stoners should have their own Olympics, but instead of medals, they get awarded based on their snack creations. Picture this: synchronized munching, extreme chip dipping, and the grand finale – the 100-meter dash to the fridge. It's the only sport where gaining weight is a win!
Stoners and the Real Meaning of 'Chill'
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Stoners have redefined the word 'chill.' It's not just about relaxation; it's a state of mind, a lifestyle. They're so chill that even ice cubes envy them. If only we could all be as chill as a stoner in a hammock with a bag of Doritos – the epitome of Zen.
Stoners and the Space-Time Continuum
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You ever notice how stoners have this unique ability to mess with the space-time continuum? Like, you'll be hanging out with them, and suddenly it's three hours later, and you're both debating the meaning of life with a bag of chips. I swear, they're like time-traveling philosophers, but with a lot more snacks.
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Stoners are the only people who can turn a nature hike into a quest for the meaning of life. I'm just trying not to trip over roots, and my friend is pondering the existential crisis of squirrels. "Dude, do you think they stress about finding enough nuts?
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I love how stoners are the only people who can have a heated debate about which fictional character would win in a fight. "Dude, Gandalf or Dumbledore?" I'm just sitting there thinking, "I don't know, but I'm pretty sure the pizza delivery guy would beat them both if he's carrying pepperoni.
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Stoners have this magical way of making the most mundane snacks sound like gourmet cuisine. "Bro, these potato chips are a symphony of flavors, a masterpiece of crunchiness." They're just chips, man, calm down!
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You know you're hanging out with stoners when a simple game of Monopoly turns into an economic strategy session. "I'm investing in hotels, man, just like real life. It's all about those prime locations on the boardwalk.
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Have you ever tried to have a serious conversation with a stoner? It's like trying to explain quantum physics to a cat. You start discussing world issues, and suddenly they're mesmerized by the way their fingers move. "Whoa, man, have you ever really looked at your hands? Like, really looked?
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I asked my stoner friend if he wanted to go for a jog, and he said, "Sure, but at a slow pace, so we can appreciate the scenery." Bro, we're running in circles around the block; there's not much scenery to appreciate!
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You ever notice how stoners have the ability to turn anything into a philosophical discussion? I asked my friend for the time, and he started contemplating the concept of time itself. Dude, I just wanted to know if I'm late for work!
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Stoners have a unique talent for turning every road trip into a musical adventure. "Dude, pass me the aux cord, I've got the perfect song for this stretch of highway." Meanwhile, I'm just hoping the perfect song isn't something about intergalactic conspiracy theories.
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You know you're dealing with stoners when planning a potluck becomes an exercise in culinary creativity. "Bro, I've got this amazing dish – it's called 'Doritos with salsa.' It's revolutionary." Yeah, revolutionary if you've never been to a convenience store, my friend.
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