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I got stood up by a chef who specializes in seafood. He said he was fishing for a better catch.
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I got stood up by a tailor. He said he needed more time to hem and haw about our date.
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I got stood up by a baker once. I guess he couldn't make a date with me because he kneaded more time.
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Why did the scarecrow get stood up? Because he was outstanding in his field!
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I got stood up by a calendar once. It had too many dates, and I guess I got lost in the mix.
Stood Up, Thank You, Next!
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Getting stood up is a bit like an unwanted sequel. You’re all excited for the movie, but then it never hits the screens. So you’re just left with the trailer of disappointment playing on repeat in your head.
The Ghosting Games
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When you get stood up, it’s like playing hide-and-seek with a master ghost. They vanish so skillfully; you start to wonder if they're training for the Vanishing World Championship. Spoiler alert: they're definitely winning.
The Houdini of Relationships
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Getting stood up is like being in a magic show, except you're the one being sawed in half emotionally. Ta-da! The disappearing act of love strikes again!
The GPS of Love
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Being stood up is like putting your heart in the hands of Google Maps. You type in the coordinates, follow the directions, and suddenly... Recalculating: Your Love Interest Has Taken a Detour to 'I Don't Care' Street.
Date or No-Date?
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Ever been stood up so often you start to wonder if your calendar is just a book of fictional events? Oh, sorry, I thought today was 'Meet Someone Who Actually Shows Up' day. My bad!
The Waiting Room of Love
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Being stood up is akin to waiting in a never-ending line at the amusement park of love. You keep thinking your turn is next, but then the ride operator announces, Sorry folks, this ride is temporarily closed due to emotional malfunction.
The Stood-Up Saga
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You ever been stood up? It's like ordering a pizza, waiting eagerly, and suddenly the doorbell rings, but it's just a leaf blowing against the door. At least the leaf had the decency to show up!
The Stand-Up Comedy of Dating
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Getting stood up should come with a snack at least. Like, Congratulations! You’ve won a bag of 'Salted Tears' for your wonderful performance in the sitcom 'My Love Life.'
The RSVP Disaster
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Getting stood up is like throwing a party for your feelings and sending out invites, but the only one who shows up is your anxiety, dressed in a three-piece suit labeled Overthinking.
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