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Getting stood up is the ultimate workout, you know? You dress up, you're excited, adrenaline pumping, and then suddenly, your date cancels. Bam! Instant cardio as you run through all the possible reasons they might have ditched you.
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Getting stood up is like rehearsing for a play that nobody shows up to watch. I'm here, ready to perform the Shakespearean drama of my love life, and the audience is just an empty chair.
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Have you ever been stood up and thought, "Well, this is just practice for the zombie apocalypse"? I mean, if I can survive being stood up, I can definitely handle a few zombies. Bring it on, undead love life!
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Being stood up is like reaching the final level of a video game, only to have the game crash. You're there, all dressed up, ready for the grand finale, and then life hits you with the blue screen of loneliness.
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When you get stood up, it's like planning a surprise party for yourself, inviting all your friends, and then realizing they're throwing a party somewhere else. Surprise! It's a solo celebration of disappointment.
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Getting stood up is like waiting for your favorite song to play on the radio, and instead, you get static. I was expecting a romantic melody, but all I got was the sound of loneliness on the airwaves.
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Getting stood up is the modern-day equivalent of waiting for a carrier pigeon to deliver a message. You're there, hopeful, and then you realize they probably found a faster bird or upgraded to texting.
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You ever notice how getting stood up is like ordering a pizza and eagerly waiting for it, only to find out the delivery guy decided to take a detour to the moon first? I mean, come on, I'm waiting for my pepperoni of affection here!
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Being stood up is like going to a restaurant, ordering your favorite dish, and the waiter brings you an empty plate. "Oh, sorry, we ran out of companionship tonight, but enjoy your solitude!
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