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I asked the stewardess if she believed in love at first flight. She said, 'Only if it's in first class!
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I asked the stewardess if the plane had a gym. She said, 'Yes, it's called the sky – aerobics at 30,000 feet!
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I asked the stewardess if the flight had Wi-Fi. She said, 'Why-Fi when you can Hi-Fi at 30,000 feet!
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Why did the stewardess break up with the airplane? It just couldn't handle her baggage!
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The stewardess asked if I needed help with my seat. I said, 'No, I'm good at sitting. It's my specialty!
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I asked the stewardess if this flight was going to be bumpy. She said, 'I hope not, I just did my hair!
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The stewardess asked if I wanted coffee. I said, 'Depresso, not Espresso!
Up in the Air, Down to Earth
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It's always impressive when a stewardess can maintain her poise while walking down the aisle, dodging elbows, and still manage to serve coffee without turning it into a Jackson Pollock painting.
Emergency Exit? More Like Plan B
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Ever wonder why they call it the stewardess? Probably because aerial drink server was taken. Or maybe it's because they're the real-life unsung heroes of inflight turbulence.
Turbulence Tales
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You know, when I see a stewardess during turbulence, I can't help but think they're secretly auditioning for the next Spider-Man reboot. The way they navigate through that shaking cabin is pure superhero material.
Skyward Salutations
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You ever notice how a stewardess greets you with a smile as if you're entering a luxury spa, even though you're just getting onto a flying metal tube where you'll be crammed for hours?
In-flight Drama Queen
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Ever notice how a stewardess can make a packet of peanuts sound like a five-star dining experience? Today, we're serving a gourmet blend of salted nuts, paired perfectly with recycled air.
Navigating the High Seas
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I feel like a stewardess on a plane is like a lifeguard at a water park. Both have the same level of control, which is essentially pointing you to where you already know you're supposed to go.
In-flight Etiquette 101
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The next time a stewardess asks me to put my tray table up, I'm going to respond with, Only if you promise to fold my laundry when we land.
The Overly Friendly Skies
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You know, I always thought the job title stewardess was a bit too fancy. It sounds like a job that should come with a cape and the power to calm down screaming babies with just a look.
Jet-Setting Java
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It's funny how a stewardess can serve coffee on a moving plane with grace, but if I tried to serve coffee in my car, it would end up on my dashboard, my lap, and the backseat simultaneously.
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