5 Jokes For Stewardess

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Jul 04 2025

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The Armrest Warrior

The battle for control over the armrest.
I accidentally elbowed the person next to me while reaching for the armrest. They looked at me like I committed a crime. I didn't know armrests had a posse.

The Clueless Passenger

Trying to navigate the mysterious world of the airplane seatbelt.
The seatbelt sign is on, but I can't figure out how to buckle up. The person next to me is looking at me like I'm auditioning for a role in "Airplane: The Musical.

The Overly Cautious Traveler

Being overly concerned about the airplane's safety measures.
I saw the stewardess practicing with the life vest. She looked like she was auditioning for a role in a fashion show, not teaching us how to survive a water landing. I'm expecting a runway walk next.

The Window Seat Dreamer

Getting lost in the view but being interrupted by fellow passengers.
The flight attendant asked me to close the window for landing. I felt like I was the villain in a superhero movie, blocking out the light and casting darkness upon the world.

The Food Critic at 30,000 Feet

Trying to make sense of airplane food.
I had the vegetarian option once. It was like a salad from a parallel universe where flavor is just a myth. I thought I was eating the in-flight entertainment menu.

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