7 Jokes For Stewardess

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Updated on: Jul 04 2025

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I told the stewardess I wanted my meal cooked medium rare. She gave me a steak with a sunburn!
What did the stewardess say to the tomato on the plane? 'Catch up, we're taking off!
What did the stewardess say to the cloud on the plane? 'You're just a little fluffy turbulence!
The stewardess told me to fasten my seatbelt. I told her I was more of a slowen-my-seatbelt kind of person!
What did the stewardess say to the sneezing passenger? 'Cover your nose for takeoff – we don't want a nose dive!
What did the stewardess say to the unruly passenger? 'You're flying off the handle!
What did the stewardess say to the banana on the plane? 'You're a-peeling at high altitudes!

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