7 Jokes For Voldemort

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Updated on: Jan 28 2025

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What's Voldemort's favorite TV show? Breaking Wands!
Why did Voldemort go to therapy again? He wanted to work on his 'nose issues'!
What's Voldemort's favorite dessert? Death by Chocolate – it's positively enchanting!
What's Voldemort's favorite dance move? The Avada Kedavra Cha-Cha!
What did Voldemort say to his therapist? I've got too many issues, and one of them is a lightning-shaped scar!
Why did Voldemort apply for a job at the bakery? He wanted to rise to power!
What's Voldemort's favorite subject in school? Dark Arts and Crafts!

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