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Voldemort's fashion sense is questionable at best. I mean, rocking a robe and no nose? It's like he's auditioning for the role of the world's scariest ghost. Casper, watch out.
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Voldemort must be terrible at parties. Imagine him playing charades. "Okay, guys, I'm thinking of a word... it's seven letters, rhymes with 'nose'... anyone? No one? Fine, I'll just kill you all then.
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You know you're a bad guy when even your followers are afraid to say your name. It's like he's the wizarding world's Voldemort Whisperer. "He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named? More like He-Who-Needs-a-Hug.
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Voldemort's biggest fear is love. Yeah, he's like, "I'd rather split my soul into seven pieces than risk catching feelings." I guess his version of a romantic comedy is more of a tragic horror.
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Have you ever noticed how dramatic Voldemort is? He's all like, "I am the Dark Lord, fear me!" Dude, calm down. I've seen toddlers throw bigger tantrums over not getting a second cookie.
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You know, I was thinking about Voldemort the other day. The guy's so obsessed with immortality that he split his soul into seven pieces. I can't even commit to finishing a salad without thinking about dessert.
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Voldemort must have had some serious childhood issues. I mean, who grows up thinking, "You know what I want to do? Rule the world and eliminate everyone who has a nose." That's a therapy bill waiting to happen.
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Voldemort's idea of a romantic gesture is probably sending someone a bouquet of wilted flowers and a handwritten note that says, "I find your lack of commitment disturbing.
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I heard Voldemort is into gardening now. Yeah, he's planting snake plants. Not because he likes the greenery, but because they're the only ones who won't judge him for not having a nose.
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