6 Jokes For Voldemort

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Updated on: Jan 28 2025

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Why did Voldemort become a DJ? He knows how to drop the beat – and the dark curses!
What did Voldemort say during the game of hide and seek? 'You can't find me, I'm nose-talgic!
Why did Voldemort break up with his girlfriend? He just couldn't deal with commitment – always vanishing!
What's Voldemort's favorite game at the carnival? Whack-a-Potter!
Why did Voldemort go to therapy? He needed to work on his deathly hallow self!
Why did Voldemort go to the beach? To work on his tan – he heard the Dark Side had better sunscreen!

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