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Why was the politically correct math book thrown out? It refused to judge problems based on their 'integer-value'!
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Why did the politically correct ghost haunt the library? It wanted to rewrite all the 'boo'-ks to something less startling!
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I used to be a tailor, but I had to quit. I just couldn't handle all the complaints about my 'sew'cially insensitive remarks!
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Why did the politically correct musician get frustrated? Because they couldn't find a way to 'note-shame' anyone!
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Why did the politically correct painter struggle to express themselves? Because they were afraid of 'hue'-rt feelings!
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Why did the politically correct vegetable become a spokesperson? Because it refused to be labeled as 'corny'!
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Why did the politically correct computer stop working? It couldn't process too much 'byte'ing humor!
Election Season Woes
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We're so politically correct during elections. I saw a campaign slogan that said, Vote for us, we're as neutral as Switzerland! I thought, Great, now I expect them to be completely useless in times of conflict.
PC or Not to PC
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You know, we live in a world where everything has to be politically correct. I mean, I tried telling a knock-knock joke the other day, and someone said, You shouldn't assume the door's gender. I was like, I just wanted to know who's there, not their pronouns!
Inclusive Confusion
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I support inclusivity, but it's getting complicated. I held the door open for someone, and they gave me a look. I panicked, thinking, Did I assume their ability to open doors? Now I just let the automatic ones do the job.
Environmental Correctness
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We're even politically correct about the environment. I recycled a plastic bottle, and someone said, You should've refused it in the first place. Now I feel guilty for being polite to single-use plastics. Talk about an eco-etiquette dilemma!
The Vegan Dilemma
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Being politically correct extends to food choices too. I invited a friend over for dinner, and they asked if the meal was vegan-friendly. I said, Of course! The vegetables were grown in the same soil as non-vegan vegetables. Shared space, shared suffering!
The Gender Reveal of the Future
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I heard they're making gender reveal parties politically correct now. Instead of pink or blue, they'll release a neutral-colored balloon, and everyone has to guess the gender based on their own assumptions. It's like a game of social stereotypes roulette.
Overly Cautious Compliments
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Complimenting people is like navigating a minefield of political correctness. I told someone they looked radiant, and they asked if I was implying they usually look dull. I thought I was just being poetic, not throwing shade!
Lost in Translation
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I tried being politically correct at a multicultural potluck, but things got confusing. I brought Americanized Chinese food, and someone said, That's not authentic! I replied, Well, neither is my Kung Pao English!
Social Media Dangers
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You've got to be careful on social media these days. I posted a picture of my cat, and someone commented, Cats are carnivores; you shouldn't impose your dietary choices on them. I didn't know my cat had subscribed to the vegan lifestyle newsletter.
Holiday Greetings PC Edition
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Wishing people happy holidays is tricky. I tried to cover all bases, saying, Wishing you a joyous season, regardless of your cultural or non-cultural affiliations. My friend replied, Thanks, I guess, and now I'm not sure if I covered enough bases.
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