7 Jokes About Political Correctness

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Updated on: Aug 18 2024

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I've been told to be more politically correct when discussing time. So, I'm replacing 'daylight saving time' with 'sunlight conservation moment'!
They say being politically correct is like walking on eggshells. Well, I prefer to think of it as 'mindful pavement navigation'!
I'm so politically correct that I even compliment people's choice of 'gravity-friendly footwear' instead of calling them shoes!
I've started saying 'vertically challenged' instead of 'short'. It's not that I'm politically correct; I just don't want to lower anyone's self-esteem... or altitude!
I'm trying to be more politically correct by avoiding using 'man-made'. Instead, I say 'human-crafted' or 'person-produced'. It's a work in progress!
I'm trying to be more politically correct about astrology. Instead of saying 'You're such a Capricorn,' I'll say, 'You exhibit traits that some associate with the Capricorn zodiac sign'!
I'm not politically correct; I'm just fluent in 'being polite without offending anyone'!

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