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Political correctness has become so extreme that I hesitate to call my own cat "fluffy." I have to say, "My feline companion, whose fur embodies a spectrum of textural richness, resembling a cumulus cloud.
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Political correctness has reached a point where I'm afraid to compliment someone's outfit. I mean, I can't just say, "Hey, nice shirt!" Now I have to add, "By the way, I appreciate your sartorial choices, but I also fully support your freedom to wear whatever makes you feel authentically you.
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The other day, I held the door open for someone, and they looked at me like I just violated their personal space. I thought, "Is chivalry the new enemy of political correctness? Did I just commit a courteous faux pas?
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I got a fortune cookie the other day, and instead of a fortune, it said, "May your future endeavors be filled with an inclusive array of positive outcomes, reflective of diverse cultural influences." I just wanted to know if I'll win the lottery!
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Have you ever tried to tell a politically correct bedtime story? It's like, "Once upon a time in a geographically unspecified location, a protagonist of non-binary origin encountered a series of challenges, all of which were resolved through open communication and mutual understanding.
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We're so politically correct now that even knock-knock jokes have to go through sensitivity training. "Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "A person of undisclosed identity, here to engage in a consensual exchange of humor.
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Have you noticed how political correctness has infiltrated children's games? Twister is now a minefield of potential lawsuits. "Left foot on a color of your choice, respecting cultural diversity and personal boundaries.
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You know, in today's world, you have to be so politically correct that even your GPS won't say, "You've made a wrong turn," it politely suggests, "Your route has been recalculated to incorporate a more scenic and diverse path.
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You know political correctness has gone too far when even emojis are under scrutiny. I sent a thumbs up, and someone replied, "That's a bit ableist, don't you think?" I just wanted to say, "Cool," without starting an emoji ethics debate.
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