5 Jokes About Political Correctness

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Updated on: Aug 18 2024

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Dating

Navigating political correctness in the dating scene
My date told me they were environmentally conscious, so I suggested we go for a sustainable walk in the park. They brought a reusable water bottle, and I brought my compostable pickup lines. Let's just say, we're both still searching for eco-friendly love.

Family Gatherings

Navigating political correctness at family gatherings
My family started using gender-neutral terms for everything. My dad is now the "parental unit," and my mom is the "maternal figure." It's like living in a sci-fi movie where the robots took over, and now we have to speak their language to avoid a family uprising.

Social Media

Navigating political correctness on social media
Social media is so sensitive now; you can't even unfriend someone without hurting their feelings. I tried to soften the blow by sending a breakup text instead. "It's not you; it's my need for a more diverse digital experience.

Customer Service

Navigating political correctness in customer service
They told me to be more conscious of cultural differences when dealing with customer complaints. So, when a customer yelled at me, I responded with, "I appreciate your unique expression of dissatisfaction; let's co-create a solution." Turns out, they just wanted a refund, not a collaboration on a customer service symphony.

Office Meetings

Navigating political correctness in office meetings
In the name of political correctness, we were advised not to use gender-specific terms. So, I referred to the office stapler as "they/them." Now, every time it jams, I have to console it, saying, "It's okay, they're just having a moment of existential crisis.

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