6 Jokes For Kidnapper

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Updated on: Aug 26 2024

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I escaped from a kidnapper who couldn't tell the difference between ropes and noodles. He had me in a 'spaghetti' situation!
What did the kidnapper say when his ransom note was autocorrected? 'I meant to say I have your sun, not your son!
I got kidnapped by a bunch of mime artists. They did unspeakable things!
I saw a kidnapper at the vegetable market. He was taking a leek.
What did the kidnapper say when he realized he abducted a math teacher? 'Looks like I've got a real problem on my hands!
I told the kidnapper I had a twin, and he replied, 'Great, I'll take both for the price of one!

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