5 Jokes For Kidnapper

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Aug 26 2024

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The Overly Polite Kidnapper

The kidnapper who's too polite for his own good
Sorry to bother you, could you please stay quiet in the trunk?" - that's the polite kidnapper's way.

The Health-Conscious Kidnapper

The kidnapper with a focus on health and fitness
The kidnapper insisted on a healthy diet for the victim: "No junk food, just kale in the basement.

The Tech-Savvy Kidnapper

The kidnapper who's too into technology
I met a kidnapper who was into cryptocurrency. He asked for a Bitcoin as a down payment for returning the victim.

The Bumbling Kidnapper

The kidnapper who's just terrible at his job
Did you hear about the kidnapper who tried to take a baker? He got his just desserts.

The Environmentalist Kidnapper

The kidnapper with an environmental agenda
The kidnapper's ransom note said, "Reduce, Reuse, Release the Hostage.

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