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Kidnappers need a lesson in customer service. I mean, if you're going to abduct someone, at least offer a menu. "Would you like a pillow or maybe a snack while we're at it?" I could use some courtesy in the midst of my unexpected vacation.
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Kidnappers are like the unsolicited tour guides of life. "Welcome to the unknown location, where you'll be spending the foreseeable future. On your left, you'll see a wall, and on your right, another wall. Enjoy your stay!" I didn't sign up for this tour package.
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Kidnappers need to step up their game. I mean, who plans a getaway in a van? It's like they watched too many '80s movies and thought, "Yeah, that's inconspicuous." I bet they even have a mixtape playing, trying to set the mood for the abduction. Smooth criminals, right?
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You ever realize how kidnappers have terrible taste in hideouts? I mean, if I were going to plan a crime, I'd at least find a place with Wi-Fi. How am I supposed to binge-watch my favorite shows during captivity? Get with the times, abductors!
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Kidnappers and GPS systems have a lot in common. They both love to take you on a wild ride, making unexpected turns, and, most importantly, they never seem to understand the concept of a shortcut. Thanks for the scenic route, I guess.
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Kidnappers must have a twisted sense of time. I mean, they're always picking the worst moments. It's like they have a schedule, and they're just following their Google Calendar: "Tuesday, 3:15 PM - Scare the living daylights out of someone." I wish my life was that organized.
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Kidnappers must have missed the memo on personal space. I mean, there's a reason we have personal bubbles, and it's not for creepy strangers to burst in uninvited. I'd appreciate it if they could respect my invisible force field next time.
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Kidnappers are basically the overzealous salespeople of the crime world. They're like, "You don't know you need this experience until you've tried it!" Sorry, but I didn't have 'abduction' on my bucket list. Maybe next time, offer me a spa day instead.
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Have you ever noticed how kidnappers never think about the inconvenience they cause? I mean, I've got a busy schedule, and suddenly, I'm tied up in a basement somewhere. It's like, "Come on, guys, I had a dentist appointment tomorrow. Now I have to reschedule.
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You ever notice how kidnappers are like the worst party planners? I mean, seriously, they go through all that trouble to organize an unexpected gathering, and not a single invitation in the mail. I was just trying to enjoy my day, and suddenly, boom, surprise party! Thanks, but no thanks.
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