4 Jokes For Health Food

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Updated on: Dec 09 2024

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Why did the broccoli go to the gym? It wanted to get into better shape!

I bought a bunch of eggs to get in shape. They're egg-cercise buddies now.

I asked the salad if it wanted to go out. It said it had plans to romaine at home.

I asked the waiter if my salad came with a dressing. He said, 'Don't worry, sir, it's already dressed to impress.

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