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The Salad Hater Forced to Eat Greens _Conflict: Dealing with the pressure to eat salads when all you want is a burger.**
Dealing with the pressure to eat salads when all you want is a burger.**
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My friends are always trying to convert me to the salad cult. They're like salad missionaries on a mission to save my soul from the evils of fried chicken. Sorry, but I'd rather sin with a cheeseburger than repent with a kale Caesar.
The Skeptic Who Doesn't Trust "Healthy" Labels
Questioning the authenticity of so-called "health" foods.
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The other day, I picked up a "low-fat" yogurt. I took a spoonful, and my taste buds went on strike. They were like, "Bring back the fat or we're walking out." Now I'm stuck with a fridge full of rebellious dairy products.
The Fitness Freak
Trying to maintain a social life while sticking to a strict health food diet.
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I've become that person who reads the entire menu before deciding on a restaurant. If they don't have a section called "Organic Delights" or "Low-Cal Extravaganza," I'm out. My dating profile should just say, "Looking for someone who's willing to split a kale smoothie on our first date.
The Overwhelmed Healthy Recipe Explorer
Attempting complicated health food recipes and realizing the kitchen is a battlefield.
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I attempted a smoothie bowl. It looked amazing on Pinterest, but mine turned into a smoothie swamp. It's like my blender and I had different definitions of the word "smooth." I think I accidentally created a new trend: chunkie bowls.
The Fast Food Addict Trying to be Healthy
The struggle of incorporating health food into a diet dominated by fast food.
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My attempts at eating healthy have turned into a comedy of errors. I ordered a smoothie with all the superfoods, and when I took a sip, I swear I could hear my taste buds filing a complaint. They miss the days when burgers and fries were the only things on the menu.
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