8 Jokes For Health Food

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Updated on: Dec 09 2024

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I told my doctor I broke my arm in two places. He told me to stop going to those places.
My friend told me I should embrace my mistakes. So, I gave them a big hug. Now, they won't stop talking to me.
I tried to make a belt out of watches. It was a waist of time.
I only eat healthy on days that end in 'y.
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it – especially if it's healthy.
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already.
I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won't stop sending me ads for health retreats.

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