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Why was the coupon so confident? It knew its worth wouldn't expire anytime soon.
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Why did the calendar apply for a job? It wanted to have a future before it expires.
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What did the milk say to its expiration date? 'You're udderly important, but I'm ready to curdle any moment!
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I asked my boss for a raise, but he said my enthusiasm has already expired. I guess it was a limited-time offer.
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I told my wife our love is like fine wine. She said, 'More like milk, it has an expiration date.
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Why did the philosopher's warranty expire? Because life doesn't come with guarantees, just expiration dates.
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