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You ever notice how relationships come with their own kind of expiration date? It starts all fresh and exciting, like a new jar of pickles. But over time, it's more like, "Yeah, these pickles are a bit too sour now, just like our conversations." And then there's that phase when
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You ever notice how procrastination has its own kind of perishables? Like, you put off doing your taxes, and suddenly it's April 14th, and you're sitting there surrounded by receipts, wondering if the IRS accepts IOUs. I've mastered the art of procrastination. I've got a to-do list that's been around
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Social media is a wild place, right? It's like a supermarket of personalities, and we're all picking the most Instagrammable avocados from the tree of life. But have you noticed how there's an expiration date on online popularity? I posted a selfie the other day, and I swear, the algorithm
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You know, life comes with its own set of expiration dates. I mean, not the milk carton kind, but those unspoken deadlines that sneak up on you. Like, you hit 30, and suddenly your metabolism says, "Yeah, I'm retiring, enjoy the dad bod!" And I'm thinking, "Is there an extension
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