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Leftovers in the Fridge
The ongoing battle of identifying and dealing with expired leftovers
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My fridge has become a museum of expired food. I opened it the other day, and the mustard looked at me like, "You really thought I'd last more than a month? Please.
Office Supplies
When office supplies have expiration dates
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My sticky notes have an expiration date too. I guess they don't want you leaving reminders for too long. "Honey, did you pay the bills?" "Can't, dear, the sticky note said it's expired.
Technology
The struggle of keeping up with the latest tech when it feels like it expires before you even open the box
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I bought a smartwatch, and it's so smart it keeps reminding me that it's getting old. "Hey, did you know there's a newer version of me now? Yeah, you should feel bad about that.
Relationships
The expiration date on the honeymoon phase
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Imagine if relationships had those annoying pop-up notifications on your phone. "Your relationship will expire in 3...2...1. Would you like to renew for another year?
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