6 Jokes For Expires

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Updated on: Dec 06 2024

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My gym membership expired, just like my motivation to exercise.
I asked my friend how his relationship was going. He said it was like milk in the fridge – nearing its expiration date.
I told my computer a joke, but it didn't laugh. I guess its sense of humor has expired.
I tried to make a joke about procrastination, but I'll do it later. Oh, wait, it just expired.
My car registration expired, just like my hope for finding a parking space downtown.
I ordered a pizza online, but by the time it arrived, my hunger had expired. It was a real slice of bad timing.

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