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I told the phlebotomist they should consider stand-up comedy. They said, 'I've already got the 'vein' jokes covered.
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I asked the phlebotomist if they have a favorite movie. They said, 'Anything with 'vein'-y day themes!
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I asked the nurse if getting a blood draw is like fishing. She said, 'Kind of, except we're 'vein' for a different kind of catch!
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After a blood draw, I asked the nurse for a 'bloodless' cookie. She said, 'Sorry, we're all out of those. You'll have to settle for a 'clot' cookie.
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I told the nurse I was feeling a bit light-headed after the blood draw. She said, 'Don't worry, that's just a 'plasma' the process.
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A friend asked if getting a blood draw hurts. I said, 'Nah, it's just a little 'puncture' of humor.
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