7 Jokes For Blood Draw

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Updated on: Sep 09 2024

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Why don't vampires mind blood draws? They've got a 'point' about handling needles!
I'm convinced blood draws are just a 'vampire's' way of playing doctor!
What do you call a phlebotomist's favorite music? 'Vein'tage hits!
Getting a blood draw is like a magician's act—now you see blood, now you don't!
My friend said getting a blood draw was a 'draining' experience. I said, 'Well, it's just 'plasma' part of life!
I'm convinced phlebotomists have a 'vein' of humor—it's all in the blood work!
I'm so bad at getting blood drawn, I asked the nurse if they accept 'IOU-nits' instead!

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