7 Jokes For An Apple A Day Keeps The Doctor Away

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Updated on: May 31 2025

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Why did the apple go to school? It wanted to be a smartie-pie!

Why did the apple join a band? It had the perfect core rhythm!

Why did the apple get an award? It was outstanding in its field!

Why did the apple go to therapy? It had too many core issues!

I asked the apple if it wanted to dance. It said, 'Sorry, I'm not coreographed.

Why did the apple file a police report? It got mugged!

Why did the apple go to space? It wanted to be a star-fruit!

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