6 Jokes For An Apple A Day Keeps The Doctor Away

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Updated on: May 31 2025

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I told my doctor I could hear voices from my apples. He said it was just a fruit-ment of my imagination!
I told my doctor I broke my arm in two places. He told me to stop going to those places and stick to eating apples!
I told my doctor I needed more apples in my diet. He told me to stop throwing them at him during check-ups!
Why did the scarecrow become a successful doctor? He had a lot of experience in preventing 'crows' from coming near apples!
I ate an apple every day, but I still had to go to the doctor. Turns out, laughter is the best medicine!
I told my friend I could juggle apples and oranges. He said, 'That's a fruitless talent!

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