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The Dentist's Perspective
Frustration with apples causing dental issues despite keeping doctors away.
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I'm thinking of putting up a sign in my dental clinic that says, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but two apples a day brings you straight to me. Your choice!" It's a dental dilemma, folks.
The Apple's Perspective
Feeling unappreciated for all the hard work in keeping doctors away.
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I tried talking to a bunch of bananas the other day. They were all bragging about their potassium. I said, "Hey, I keep doctors away." They just laughed and said, "Well, we keep monkeys away. Same struggle.
The Fitness Guru's Perspective
Balancing the love for apples with the fear of losing clients to doctors.
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I told my clients, "An apple a day is cool, but a workout a day keeps the doctor AND the apples away. Imagine the savings!" Now they're lifting dumbbells with one hand and holding apples in the other. Multitasking at its finest!
The Conspiracy Theorist's Perspective
Believing that apples are part of a secret government plan to control our health.
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I caught an apple whispering to a pear, "We're the chosen fruits, destined to rule the human race." I swear, next time I see an apple, I'm wearing a tinfoil hat!
The Doctor's Perspective
Trying to maintain job security when everyone's eating apples.
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It's tough being a doctor these days. I used to get cases like, "Doc, I broke my arm," or "Doc, I've got the flu." Now it's just, "Doc, can you validate my parking? I'll give you an apple!
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