17 Jokes For An Apple A Day Keeps The Doctor Away

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Updated on: May 31 2025

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How do you make an apple turnover? Push it downhill!
What do you call an apple that's not straight? A pear!
Why did the apple break up with the banana? It found someone who was a-peel-ing!
What do you call two apples next to each other? A pear!
I tried to make applesauce, but I couldn't find the music!
How do you make an apple puff? Chase it around the garden!
What do you get when you cross an apple with a shellfish? A crab apple!

An Apple a Day Keeps the Doctor Away

An apple a day keeps the doctor away... unless you're in med school. Then it's more like an apple a day keeps the sleep away!

An Apple a Day Keeps the Doctor Away

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but have you ever tried bringing an apple to your taxes? The IRS isn't that impressed!

An Apple a Day Keeps the Doctor Away

You know, they say an apple a day keeps the doctor away. But have you seen the size of doctors these days? They're probably snacking on watermelons!

An Apple a Day Keeps the Doctor Away

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but nobody mentions what it does to the dentist! Suddenly, we're all flossing with apple peels!

An Apple a Day Keeps the Doctor Away

An apple a day keeps the doctor away... unless you throw it at them! Then you might need two apples for insurance.

An Apple a Day Keeps the Doctor Away

They say an apple a day keeps the doctor away. But I think they're underestimating the doctor's love for fruit baskets. You show up with a pineapple, they'll be your best friend!

An Apple a Day Keeps the Doctor Away

An apple a day keeps the doctor away... but it's not working for my landlord. I offered him an apple once; he still wants the rent!

An Apple a Day Keeps the Doctor Away

They say an apple a day keeps the doctor away. Well, if the doctor's cute, I'm throwing the whole fruit basket at 'em!

An Apple a Day Keeps the Doctor Away

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but you try telling that to the doctor who's trying to pay off their student loans. They'll be like, I'll take all the apples, please!

An Apple a Day Keeps the Doctor Away

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, unless you're allergic to apples. Then the doctor might just move in with you!

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