7 Jokes For A Taxidermist

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Updated on: Apr 25 2025

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What's a taxidermist's favorite type of humor? Dry wit – just like their subjects!
Why did the taxidermist get a promotion? He always knew how to stuff his resume!
Why did the taxidermist become a detective? He had a knack for getting to the bottom of things – and then mounting them!
I asked the taxidermist if he was into politics. He said, 'Nah, I just like to mount a good argument!
I asked the taxidermist if he wanted to go out for a drink. He said, 'No thanks, I'm always busy stuffing things.
What's a taxidermist's favorite game? Hide and seek – they're always looking for a good spot!
I asked the taxidermist if he liked to dance. He said, 'Not really, I always feel a bit stiff on the dance floor.

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