6 Jokes For A Taxidermist

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Updated on: Apr 25 2025

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Did you hear about the taxidermist who was also a chef? He knew how to stuff both animals and turkeys!
I asked the taxidermist if he had any pets. He said, 'Yeah, but they're all a bit lifeless.
What did the taxidermist say to the stressed-out client? 'You need to learn to relax – just like my subjects!
Why did the taxidermist become a stand-up comedian? He knew how to bring the house down – and then mount it on the wall!
I tried to make a joke about taxidermy, but it was too deadpan for my taste!
Why did the taxidermist get kicked out of the party? He kept bringing lifeless conversations!

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