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The Awkward Conversations of a Taxidermist
Explaining your profession at social gatherings
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I once tried speed dating. You know how hard it is to break the ice when you tell someone you're in the business of making animals look like they're in a permanent state of shock?
The Love Life of a Taxidermist
Explaining your profession to potential romantic interests
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You know your dating life is on thin ice when your partner says, 'Let's bring this relationship to life' and you're over here like, 'I already do that for a living.'
The Taxidermist's Daily Dilemmas
Deciding the fate of deceased animals while dealing with odd requests
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My job is all about attention to detail. One time, someone wanted their stuffed snake to have a 'more approachable' smile. I tried. Now it just looks like it's trying too hard.
The Unusual Life of a Taxidermist
Balancing a love for animals with making them stay still forever
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My job as a taxidermist is like being a magician, except I don't make rabbits disappear; I just make them permanently surprised.
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