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My pedantic friend insisted on proofreading my joke about pencils. He said, 'You need to sharpen your wit and erase any unnecessary punchlines.
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Why did the pedantic cat refuse to read the book? It had too many 'paw'-ful grammatical errors!
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Why did the pedantic grammarian refuse to play hide and seek? Because good hiding spots are so hard to find when you're so particular about prepositions!
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How many pedants does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but they'll spend hours checking the dictionary to make sure 'screw' is the most precise term.
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A pedantic chef walks into a restaurant and orders alphabet soup. After carefully inspecting the bowl, he complains, 'There's a typo in my soup - it says 'lmnop' instead of 'elemenopee'!
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Why did the pedantic gardener refuse to plant flowers? Because they couldn't adhere strictly to the botanical nomenclature.
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I used to date a pedantic mathematician. Every time I told her I loved her, she'd say, 'Define love.
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