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Precision is fantastic, but some people take it to a whole new level. I was ordering coffee, and the barista asked, "Do you want that hot or cold?" I said, "Hot, please." And then they hit me with, "How hot? Like, 150 degrees Fahrenheit or 160 degrees Fahrenheit?" I'm standing there thinking, "I just wanted a coffee, not a detailed analysis of the boiling point of water!
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Let's talk about the grammar police, shall we? You know, those folks who can't resist correcting your every linguistic slip-up. I wrote a Facebook post the other day, and within seconds, I had three comments pointing out that I used "your" instead of "you're." I get it; grammar is important, but can we save the grammar lessons for English class? I'm just trying to share a cat meme without fearing an English inquisition!
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You ever meet those people who are just overly pedantic about everything? I mean, I asked my friend for the time the other day, and instead of just telling me it's 3:30, he goes on this whole spiel about the history of timekeeping and how sundials were the OG clocks. I'm like, "Dude, I just want to know if I'm late for my dentist appointment, not attend a lecture on ancient timepieces!
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Ever have that one friend who can't resist correcting the smallest factual inaccuracies? I told my buddy a story about climbing a mountain, and he interrupts me, "Actually, it's a hill. Mountains are defined by elevation, and that peak you mentioned falls short." I'm like, "Dude, I climbed it, and trust me, it felt like a freaking mountain!" Can we just appreciate the adventure without turning it into a geography lesson?
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