5 Jokes For Pedantic

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Updated on: Aug 21 2024

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The Grammar Nazi

Obsessive correction of everyone's grammar
I tried to date a girl once, but she broke up with me because I kept pausing movies to correct the subtitles. Apparently, "romance" doesn't have a silent 'n.

The Math Maven

Insisting on precision in mathematical matters
My friends asked me to split the bill, and I pulled out a spreadsheet. They thought I was kidding until I handed them individual invoices for each bite they took. Math doesn't lie!

The Punctuation Vigilante

Fixating on correcting punctuation everywhere
I once got into an argument over an Oxford comma. Let's just say, it was more intense than a Marvel vs. DC debate. Commas have that effect on people.

The Dictionary Detective

Constantly correcting people's word usage
I got kicked out of a poetry slam for correcting a poet's use of "your" instead of "you're." I guess you could say it was a real "verse reversal.

The Etiquette Enforcer

Overemphasizing proper etiquette in everyday situations
I got invited to a dinner party, and when they served soup, I couldn't resist teaching everyone the proper way to slurp. Let's just say it wasn't a silent night.

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