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I tried to tell a joke to a group of pedantic geese, but they just honked and said, 'You need to work on your fowl language.
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Why did the pedantic pirate refuse to say 'Aye, aye, Captain'? Because he insisted on proper naval protocol and wanted to say, 'Affirmative, affirmative, Captain!
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Why did the pedantic chicken join a book club? She heard they were discussing the 'egg-sact' meaning of life.
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Why don't pedantic vampires make good writers? Because they always suck the life out of a sentence by overanalyzing every word!
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I asked my pedantic colleague for feedback on my novel. He replied, 'Your plot is fine, but your use of the Oxford comma is highly controversial.
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I asked the pedantic librarian for a book on modesty. She said, 'It's in the fiction section.
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What's a pedant's favorite type of humor? Punctual comedy - it always arrives at the right moment.
The Pedantic Chronicles
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You ever meet those people who correct your grammar in casual conversation? I had a friend like that. I told him, Dude, if you're going to be pedantic, at least do it in iambic pentameter. Make it poetic, you know? 'Thou hast misplaced thy preposition, my good sir!'
Pedantic GPS
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Have you ever driven with a pedantic person? I missed a turn, and my GPS was like, In 500 feet, recalculating the trajectory of your life choices. Prepare for existential detour. It's like, chill out, Siri, I just missed the exit, not my entire purpose in life!
The Pedantic Chef
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I tried cooking with a friend who's overly pedantic. I asked, How much salt should I add? He goes, Ah, the salt-to-flavor ratio must be meticulously calculated. One grain per square centimeter of food surface area! I said, Congratulations, we're having a tasteless feast on a microscopic scale.
The Pedantic Barber
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I went to a barbershop, and the barber was so pedantic. I asked for a trim, and he said, We're not just cutting hair; we're sculpting a follicular masterpiece. Now, hold still while I chisel away the excess.
The Pedantic Party Planner
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I hired a party planner who claimed to be pedantic. I said, Make it a wild, unforgettable night! She handed me a detailed schedule: 7:00 PM - Introductions, 7:15 PM - Icebreaker activities with structured small talk, 8:30 PM - Dance in a clockwise fashion only. It was like planning a soirée or joining a cult; I couldn't quite tell.
Pedantic Parenting
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My parents were so pedantic when I was growing up. I'd ask for a snack, and they'd say, Sure, but first, let's discuss the etymology of the word 'snack' and its cultural significance in the 21st century.
The Pedantic Paradox
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I dated someone who was so pedantic that even when we argued, it felt like we were in a spelling bee. I'd say, You're being irrational! And she'd retort, I think you meant 'irrational,' with two 'r's and only one 'l.' Now, let's discuss our emotional quotient.
Pedantic Technology
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I bought a new computer, and the user manual was written by someone pedantic. It said, To power on, press the 'on' button, located precisely 1.27 inches from the left corner. Failure to comply may result in an existential crisis for the machine.
Pedantic Pets
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I have a pet parrot that's incredibly pedantic. I taught it to say, Polly wants a cracker, and it corrected me, saying, Actually, I'd prefer a 'biscuit,' as 'cracker' is a colloquial term often misunderstood in avian circles.
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