5 Jokes For Pedantic

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Updated on: Aug 21 2024

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I asked my pedantic friend if he wanted to hear a joke about construction. He said, 'Well, I'm still building up to the punchline.
My pedantic friend is a professional procrastinator. He says, 'I'll finish that joke when the timing is absolutely, unequivocally perfect.
I told my pedantic sister she should try skydiving. She said, 'But what if I free-fall into a dangling participle?
Why did the pedantic computer programmer refuse to share his code? Because he said, 'If you can't understand it without comments, you don't deserve to read it.
I told my pedantic friend he should try stand-up comedy. He asked, 'But what's the exact stand-up-to-sit-down ratio?

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