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Ever meet someone so pedantic they correct your grammar in your dreams? I had a nightmare where I was being chased by a grammarian, yelling, "It's 'fewer zombies,' not 'less zombies'!
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My friend is so pedantic, he alphabetizes his spice rack. I asked him if he has a favorite seasoning, and he said, "Well, it depends on the context and the dish. I can't just play favorites, that would be spice-ist!
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I tried to compliment my friend on his garden, and he corrected me, saying, "It's not a garden; it's a meticulously arranged horticultural exhibition." Sorry, I didn't realize I was strolling through the Louvre of shrubbery.
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You know you're getting pedantic when you start proofreading your grocery list. Like, does the cashier really care if my bananas are grammatically correct?
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Being pedantic can be a curse sometimes. I was at a party, and someone asked me to pass the salt. I handed it to them and said, "Here you go, sodium chloride, to be precise.
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I'm so pedantic; I can't watch crime shows without pointing out the inaccuracies. "Oh, please, that DNA test would take at least three weeks, not three seconds. Totally unrealistic!
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I recently realized how pedantic I've become when I caught myself arguing with my GPS. It said, "Turn left," and I'm like, "No, I think you mean take a slight, elegant left, not a regular left.
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I realized how pedantic I've become when I found myself rearranging the dishwasher after someone else loaded it. I mean, there's a proper way to distribute the utensils, people!
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My cat must be pedantic because every time I pet her, she gives me this judgmental look like, "You're not following the optimal fur-stroking pattern, human.
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