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I told my dog he could sit wherever he wanted. He looked surprised and chose the sofa. I should have seen that coming; he's got good 'sitting' instincts.
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Why did the computer go to therapy? It was not surprised it had too many issues!
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I told my cat she should embrace her mistakes. She knocked a vase off the table. Not surprised; she's a firm believer in 'paw-sitive' reinforcement.
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My friend bet me $20 that I couldn't build a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen the look on his face as I drove pasta!
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I asked my computer for a joke, and it said, 'Not enough memory.' I wasn't surprised; it's always forgetting things.
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I accidentally sprayed deodorant in my mouth. Now when I talk, I have this weird accent. My friends weren't surprised; they said I always speak with 'fresh' breath!
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