6 Jokes For Not Surprised

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Updated on: May 13 2025

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I told my friend he should embrace his mistakes. He gave me a bear hug. Not surprised; he always goes for the big gestures.
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything. Not surprised there!
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field. The crows, however, were not surprised.
Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts. Not surprised; it takes backbone to stand up to someone.
I used to be a baker because I kneaded dough. My friends weren't surprised when I quit; they said I couldn't make enough dough.
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing. The lettuce and cucumbers, however, were not surprised.

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