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You ever notice how people say, "I'm not surprised" when they find out you've binge-watched an entire series in one night? It's like they expected you to have a life or something. Well, sorry not sorry, I was busy saving the fictional world from mediocre plotlines!
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You ever notice how whenever someone says "I'm not surprised," it's usually right after something completely shocking happens? Like, "The office coffee tastes like mud today." And I'm thinking, "I'm not surprised, considering it was brewed with yesterday's disappointment!
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Not surprised is my response to the weather lately. One day it's sunny, the next day it's raining cats and dogs. It's like Mother Nature is going through a mood swing, and I'm here just trying to plan my outfits accordingly.
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You know you're an adult when you get excited about a good deal on trash bags. I found this amazing offer, and my friend asked, "Aren't they just bags for garbage?" I said, "Not surprised you don't get it. It's the little things that make life 'bag'tastic!
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Not surprised" is the universal response when you ask someone if they've finished their New Year's resolutions. It's like, "Did you stick to your gym routine?" And they're like, "Not surprised, I'm still working on the 'eating pizza in bed' resolution.
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Whenever someone says, "I'm not surprised," it's like the human version of an eye roll. It's the socially acceptable way of saying, "Really? You're just now figuring that out?" It's the polite clapback.
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You know you're adulting when you get excited about a new sponge for the kitchen. I bought one the other day, and my friend was like, "Really?" I just shrugged and said, "Not surprised. Sponges are the highlight of my week now. It's like a little scrubby superhero for my dishes.
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The phrase "not surprised" is just a polite way of saying, "I saw that disaster coming, but I didn't want to be the one to burst your bubble." It's like the verbal equivalent of a sympathetic head nod.
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Ever notice how people only say "I'm not surprised" when they totally saw it coming? It's never like, "I just won the lottery!" and your friend goes, "I'm not surprised." No, Susan, you're surprised; you're just pretending to be supportive!
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