8+ Best Witty Jokes Jokes About my weight

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I tried to join a marathon, but they said it was a race, not a buffet. Tough crowd!

I'm pretty sure my refrigerator is a time machine. Every time I look in, I'm transported to my next meal!

My favorite exercise is a mix between a lunge and a crunch. It's called lunch!

My doctor advised me to watch my drinking. So now, I drink in front of a mirror—I'm keeping an eye on it!

My weight loss plan is simple: just avoid the scale. Ignorance is bliss!

I asked my scale for its opinion. It replied, 'You've gained my trust.

I told my doctor I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it—especially the heavy stuff!

My gym teacher told me I should aim to lose a few pounds. I said, 'Sure, I'll start with the ones in my wallet!

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