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Weighing In at the Buffet
The struggle between my love for food and my desire to shed some pounds.
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I tried a new diet where you only eat in an 8-hour window. It's called intermittent fasting. But the problem is, my window is the same size as the drive-thru at my favorite fast-food place.
Gym Adventures
Navigating the gym while trying not to look like a lost penguin on a treadmill.
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The gym has a smoothie bar, but every time I'm on the treadmill, all I can think about is a milkshake. It's like they're testing my dedication to fitness and my love for chocolate.
Self-Motivation
Trying to find the motivation to exercise when the couch and Netflix are calling my name.
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I asked my friend to be my workout buddy, but all we do is debate whether lifting a fork to my mouth counts as a bicep curl. Spoiler alert: It doesn't, but we're still in great shape mentally.
Weight Loss Apps
The constant battle between my weight loss app notifications and my cravings.
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I got a notification from my weight loss app saying I'm 90% closer to my goal. I think it meant 90% closer to ordering a large pizza.
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